A man in a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun and yells to the girl behind the counter: “Open the f*cking safe”
“But this is a sperm bank” she says to him with a blank look on her face – “we don’t have any money, only sperm!”
“Don’t argue with me, just do it” shouts the gunman.
The girl does as she is told and opens the safe. “Now, take one of the bottles out and drink from it”
“But… it’s full of sperm!!”
“I said don’t argue – just f*cking do it or I’ll blow your head off”
The girl obediently takes one of the bottles out, prises the cap off and gulps it down.
“Now” says the gunman, “take another one out and drink that too”
The girl does as she is told and quickly drinks it.
Then, all of a sudden, the gunman whips his balaclava off and to the girls amazement it’s her husband.
“There” he says, “it’s not that difficult is it?!”