A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? here you go..."
The cop then takes his penis out of his pants.
The blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"