Blonde

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.

"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"

"Driver's licence? What's that?..."

"It's a little card with your picture on it."

"Oh, here it is..."

"May I have your car insurance?"

"What's that?..."

"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

"Oh this? here you go..."

The cop then takes his penis out of his pants.

The blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"