Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. The judge said, "Mr. Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie."
Mickey was stunned. "Why not?"
"I've reviewed all the reports you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the allegation that she is insane."
"Your Honour," Mickey exclaimed, "I didn't say she was insane. I said she was fucking Goofy!"