Chemist

A man walks into a Chemist and asks the man behind the counter for a bottle of Viagra.

"Do you have a prescription?" asks the Chemist.

The man replies "No, but will this picture of my wife do..?"

 

A woman walks into a Chemist and asks the man behind the counter "Do you sell extra large condoms?"

"Yes" replied the chemist, "would you like to buy some?"

The woman replies "No, but do you mind if I hang around for someone that does?"