The seven dwarfs went to a Catholic Preist and asked "Are there any dwarf Nuns?"
The Priest replied "I'm not sure, there are so many people at the church that I don't get to see them all. You would have to ask a Bishop or a Cardinal."
So the seven dwarfs found the Bishop and asked "Are their any dwarf Nuns?"
The Bishop replied "I really don't know, you would have to ask the Pope."
So the seven dwarfs went to the Vatican and asked the Pope "Are there are any dwarf Nuns?"
The Pope said "No, there are no dwarf Nuns in the entire Catholic religion".
Suddenly, all but one of the dwarfs began to chant: "Dopey fucked a penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin!"