There was a guy sitting in a bar just staring at his drink. He stayed like that for over half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down on one. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building I found out my car had been stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar.
And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
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