The fly

There once was a fly that landed on a pole six inches from the water under a bridge. There was a fish in the water that saw the fly and said, "If that fly would drop six inches, I will eat that fly."

There was a bear on the bank watching the fish watch the fly and he said, "If that fly would drop six inches that fish would jump up and get that fly and I would get that fish."

There was a hunter in the woods watching the bear watch the fish watch the fly and he said, "If that fly would drop six inches that fish will jump up and get that fly, that bear will get that fish, and I will get that bear."

There is a mouse watching the hunter watch the bear watch the fish watch the fly and he said, "If that fly would drop six inches that fish will jump up and get that fly, the bear will get that fish, the hunter will get that bear, and I will get his sandwich."

There is a cat watching the mouse watch the hunter watch the bear watch the fish watch the fly and he said, "If that fly would drop six inches that fish will jump up and get that fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will get the bear, the mouse will get the sandwich, and I'll get that mouse."

And then it happened the fly started buzzing his way down toward the water and all of a sudden with a burst out from the water the fish jumps out and grabs the fly, the bear swats out with his massive claws and grabs the fish, the hunter pulls the trigger and
the bear falls dead, the mouse heard the shot he takes off with the hunter's sandwich, and the cat starts a mad dash for the mouse and dives for him and misses. The cat landed in the water. He crawls out dripping and soaking wet.

The moral of the story is:   when the fly drops six inches the pussy is going to get wet!!!

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