Two Priests

Two priests went to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergymen.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, and sunglasses. The next morning, they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb and relaxed on beach chairs, enjoying drinks, the sunshine
and the scenery. Soon a drop-dead gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. When she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." Then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits -- these were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them -- and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." She smiled and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it. But I have to know, how in the world did you know?"

"Oh Father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Angela!"

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