One day a blonde walked into a second hand store and asked the clerk "How much is that TV in the window?"
The man said, "I'm sorry. I don't sell stuff to blondes." So She walked out.
The next day she came in as a red head. Again she asked how much the TV was in the window. And again he said he didn't sell things to blondes.
The next day she came in again as a brunette and asked for the third time how much the TV was.
The man shouted "FOR THE FINAL TIME I DONT SALE STUFF TO BLONDES!!"
She said, "How did you know I was a blonde?"
He said, "Thats not a TV, Its a MICROWAVE!!!"
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