The Lone Ranger and his faithful companion, Tonto, are riding across the plains.
All of a sudden, Tonto throws his hand up in the air, signalling for the Lone Ranger to stop.
Both men bring their steeds to a halt. Tonto dismounts and gets on his hands and knees and puts his ear to the ground.
After a moment of relative silence, Tonto looks up at the Lone Ranger and says "Buffalo come!"
The Lone Ranger just looks at the Indian in amazement.
He says, "Friend, how is that you can tell that just by putting your head to the ground? Do you feel the ground rumbling?"
Tonto looks up at the Lone Ranger and says "No,...ear sticky!"
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