Elephant man

A bloke goes to the doctors because he's having problems getting an erection.

After a complete examination the doctor tells him that the muscles around the base of the penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and the only option is an experimental treatment, if he were willing to take the risk.

The treatment consists of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the bloke's penis. The bloke thinks about it for a while. The idea of going through life without ever experiencing sex again is too much for him to bear. So,with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the bloke decides to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he's given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment so he plans a romantic evening with his girlfriend in one of the nicest restaurants in town.

However, halfway through dinner he feels stirring between his legs that continues to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzips his flies - and immediately his penis springs from his pants, goes to the top of the table, grabs a roll, then returns to his pants.

His girlfriend is stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face says: 'That was incredible. Can you do it again?'

With his eyes watering, the bloke replies: 'I think I can but I'm not sure if I can fit another roll up my arse!'

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