A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old son.

"What does the cow say?" asked mother.

"Moooo!" said her son Billy.

"Great!" says mom. "What does the cat say?"

"Meow" says Billy.

"Oh, you're so smart!" says mom. "And what does the frog say?"

The wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at his mother and replied, "Bud...Weiss...Er."

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