Men

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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