A millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.
He adds: "I will give anything of mine to any man who swims across that pool."
Suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool a man is swimming as hard and as fast as he can. Shark fins rise out of the water and jaws are snapping and the guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining on him, but the guy just manages to reach the end of the pool and climbs out, tired and soaked.
The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word. Anything of mine I will give: my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?"
The guy grabs the microphone and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the jerk who pushed me in!"
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