Superman

One day, Superman was flying around and had a sudden urge to get laid.

At that very moment he saw Wonder Woman laying naked out in the field below.

Superman thought to himself 'I can use my super speed and fuck her without her noticing'

So Superman goes at super speed, got laid, and flew away satisfied.

At that second Wonder Woman says, "Whoa, what was that?!"

"I don't know" said the Invisible man "but my ass sure does hurt!

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