In a deserted bar sits a huge Mexican, 6 ft 5 and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, ill-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"

The massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool.

He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park. He then returns to his seat.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that before," he says, "just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure," the big Mexican replied, "something about a job."

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