Penny for your thoughts

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, ", Angus, A penny for your thoughts"
"Well" said the lad "I was thinkin'. . .perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh I was thinkin.......perhaps its about time for a wee cuddle." replied Angus.
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh I was thinkin...perhaps its about time you let me put my hand on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee.
Then he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man wiped his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts were a bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "And what was that?" she asked.
"Dont you think it's about time you paid me the first three pennies?" he asked.

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