Stranded

Two drunk blondes are stranded in the middle of nowhere trying to get home.

The first blonde needs to take a piss real bad so she tromps off into the bushes.

After almost 10 minutes the second blonde begins to get worried and heads into the field to look for the first.

She walks for almost a kilometer until she finally finds the first blonde.... kneeling beneath a horse, sucking its cock.

"What in the world are you doing that for?!!!" asks the second blonde.

The first blonde sucks her lips away from the huge cock and drools,
"Hold on, I think I may be able to get us a free ride home!"

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