Examination

A beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awe-struck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells
her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs.

He says "Do you know what I am doing?"

She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities."

He tells her to take off her blouse and bra and he starts rubbing her breasts. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer."

Finally, he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies "Yes, getting herpes. That's why I'm here."

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