A man is at a bar, and is really drunk.

Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home.

They pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door.

On the way to the car, he falls down three times.

When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and he falls down four more times.

They drag him up to his front door and ring the bell.

When the door opens one of the samaritans says, "Here's your husband!"

The man's wife says, "Thanks, but where the hell is his wheelchair?"

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