A man who needed a secretary hung a notice in his window that said, 'Secretary wanted to file and type. Must be bi-lingual.'

Within a few minutes, a dog came trotting into his office with the sign in his mouth. At first the man was irritated that a dog had somehow gotten into the building, so he tried to shoo him away.

The dog dropped the sign on the man's desk and said, "Woof, woof!"

The man gave him a puzzled look and said, "Don't tell me you're here about the secretary job!"

The dog replied, "Woof, woof!"

Skeptically, the man said, "OK, here! See if you can file these papers."

The dog grabbed the papers in his mouth, and filed them correctly in just a few minutes, trotted back to the man's desk and said, "Woof, woof!"

The man was amazed, but not quite convinced, so he handed the dog some notes and said, "Here, see if you can type these up."

The dog took the notes, typed up the papers, and dropped them on the man's desk with another "Woof, woof!"

The man said, "Well, I'm convinced you can do the job, but the sign says that you must be bi-lingual,"
to which the dog replied, "Meow!"

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