Companions

A man walks into a bar with a black cat and flamingo and braving the looks from the barman goes up to the bar and turns to the flamingo and says "what'll you have?" to which the flamingo replies "Oh, I'd like a vodka and tonic please, lovely, thanks" and so the man asks the cat what it would like and the cat says "Just a bowl of hot milk, but don't expect me to pay, coz I didn't want to go out tonight anyway."
"No, no, that's fine says the man, "I'll get them coz I've just been paid"

So they sit down in a corner and get on with their drinks.

A bit later, the three of them walk back up the bar and the man turns to the flamingo and says "what'll you have?" to which the flamingo replies "Oh, I'd like a vodka and tonic please, lovely, thanks" and so the man asks the cat what it would like and the cat says "Just a bowl of hot milk, but don't expect me to pay, coz I didn't want to go out tonight anyway."
"No, no, that's fine says the man, "I'll get them coz I'm in love with you both"

So they sit down in a corner and get on with their drinks.

A bit later, the three of them walk back up the bar and the man turns to the flamingo and says "what'll you have?" to which the flamingo replies "Oh, I'd like a vodka and tonic please, lovely, thanks" and so the man asks the cat what it would like and the cat says "Just a bowl of hot milk, but don't expect me to pay, coz I didn't want to go out tonight anyway."
"No, no, that's fine says the man, "I'll get them coz I can't stand drinking alone"

Just as they are about to turn back to their seats the barman reaches over and asks the man why he is in a pub with these two strange companions:

Well, said the man, last night a genie came and gave me two wishes, so I asked him for a tall bird with long legs and a tight pussy"

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