Steven Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers.

To give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today.

He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Segal into his office to hear who they would like to play:

"Well," started Stallone: "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis.

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. " I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices: "Sounds splendid."

Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold says: "I'll be Bach."

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