A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.'

So he picks the dog up and examines its eyes thoroughly'

Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'

'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'

'No, because he's bloody heavy.'

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