A man whose truck broke down while crossing the desert has spent days without water. He is crawling on hands and knees and has given up all hope when he comes across what appears to be an old briefcase half buried in the sand.

He opens it and out pops a genie.....

But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Management ID badge and a grey, pinstripe suit.

"Well" said the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes"

"I'm not falling for this" said the man. "I'm not going to trust a Senior Manager"

"What have you got to lose. It looks like you're done for anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.

"OK. I wish I was in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink".

***** POOF ******

The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK, kid, what is your second wish".

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams".

***** POOF *****

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me".

***** POOF *****

He is turned into a tampon.

The moral of this story..?

If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's got to be a string attached.

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