Machetes

A motorist was flagged-down by a policeman for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes on the back seat of the car. "What are those for?" he asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well show me," the officer demanded.

So the driver got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said,"My God, I've got to give up the booze! Look at the test they're giving now!"

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