There were three brothers, Tom, Dick & Harry. They were pretty ordinary blokes apart from one outstanding feature - they all had extremely large feet. Tom & Harry were size 14 & Dick was size 16.
One night they all went for a night out to the Disco. Dick went up to the bar to buy the drinks, while he was doing that Tom & Harry decided to have a dance. They were dancing with a couple of girls when one of the girls commented on how large their feet were.
Tom replied "That's nothing - you should see the size of our Dick's."
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