Truck driver

A truck driver phones his boss in panic. "Boss, I've just run over a pig" he exclaims.

"Jeez" says his boss "is it dead ?".

"Hang on, I'll go and check" says the driver.

Off he goes too check and comes back "Yep, stone cold dead, right under my front axle" he says.

"Is there anyone else around ?" asks his boss.

"No", said the driver.

His boss thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "Well then, be quick and throw it into the hedge".

"OK, hang on" said the driver.

His boss hears grunting and scraping and a few minutes later the driver comes back on the phone.

"Have you done it?" asks his boss.

"Yeah" said the driver "but what do I do with his motor-bike ?"

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