Adam & Eve

Two sisters and a Mother Superior die in a car crash. They all arrive at the pearly gates together.

St Peter says to the first, "My child for you to enter you must answer a question. Who was the first man on Earth?"

"It was Adam" says the nun.

"In you come" says St Peter, and to the next he says "You too must answer a question. Who was the first woman on Earth?"

"It was Eve" says the nun.

"In you come" says St Peter

"Now Mother Superior, to show your wisdom and knowledge of God you too must answer a question, but this one is more difficult"

"OK" says the Mother Superior

"What were Eves first words to Adam when she saw him for the first time?" Asks St Peter.

The Mother Superior says "Oooh, that's a hard one."

"In you come" says St Peter

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