A cowboy gets captured by the Indians.
The Chief tells the cowboy "You get three wishes then I'm gonna kill you"
The cowboy says "I want to speak to my horse."
The cowboy goes over and whispers in the horses ear, the horse runs off and comes back an hour later with this beautiful big busted blonde. The cowboy takes the blonde into his tee pee and does his thing all night long.
The next morning the chief calls him in and tells him, "you have two wishes left and then I'm gonna kill you."
The cowboy says" I want to speak to my horse".
The cowboy whispers into the horses ear and the horse runs off. An hour later the horse comes back with a beautiful brunette with bigger breast and even more beautiful than the blonde. The cowboy takes her into his tee pee an does his thing all night long.
The chief calls him in the next morning and says"You have but one wish left and then I'm gonna kill you."
The cowboy says "I want to speak to my horse again."
The cowboy walks over to the horse, grabs the horse by the ear and shouts
"That's POSSE you dumb animal, POSSE!!!"
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