A man went into his shrink's office and says:
"Doc, you've got to help me!
Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car.
The other night I dreamed I was a Trans Am.
Another night I dreamed I was an Alpha Romero.
Last night I dreamed I was a Porche.
What does this mean?"
"Relax," says the doctor, "You're just having an auto-body experience!
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