Handy man

An Irishman see's a job advert published on a building site, 'Handy man wanted, apply within'.

So he does and speaks to the foreman.

Foreman: Can you drive a fork-lift truck?

Irish man: No

Foreman: can you plaster?

Irish man: No

Foreman: Can you brick lay?

Irish man: No

Foreman: If you don't mind me asking, what's handy about you?

Irish man: I only live five minutes down the road...

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