A magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two kids into armchairs.
He started to panic and thought to himself, "What the heck have I done?"
He began to ponder, "How am I going to bring back my beloved family?"
So, he thought for a while and decided a good idea was to take them to a hospital and see if the surgeon could operate and bring them back.
He loads them into his van and off he rushes to the local hospital.
He walked up and down the hospital and after some serious surgery, he asks the doctor, "Doc, how are they doing?"
The doctor replies, "Comfortable, sir!"
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