A man gets a telephone call from his doctor.

The doctor says "About this medical test I did on you - I have some good news and some bad news."

The man says "Tell me the good news first."

The doctor says "The good news is that you have 24 hours to live."

The man says "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news?"

The doctor says: "I couldn't reach you yesterday."

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