The bells

A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, "We have a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!"

"So," he continues, "from now on, we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed and when I say Bell #3, we're going to make love all night!"

The wife is agreeable with this arrangement. The next night, he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell #1!" ....The wife took off all her clothes.
"Bell #2!".....The wife jumped into bed.
"Bell #3!".....They began passionate loving...

After two minutes, the wife yelled, "Bell #4!"

The husband asked "What the hell is Bell #4?"

"MORE HOSE! MORE HOSE!"

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