Knock knock

There is a knock on St. Peter's door. He looks out and a man is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears.

Moments later there's another knock. St. Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man disappears
once again.

"Hey, are you playing games with me?" St. Peter calls after him.

"No," the man's distant voice replies anxiously. "They're trying to resuscitate me."

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