Vampires

Three vampires go into a bar.

The bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The first vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."

The second vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."

The third vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."

The bartender says, "Let me see if I've got this right. That's two bloods and a blood light?"

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