Animals

There's these animals in a restaurant. The waiter comes over at the end of the night to collect for the drinks.

The skunk says 'Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent'
The duck says 'Just put it on my bill'
The cow says 'You'll have to ask one of the udders'
The deer says 'I had a buck last week and I'm expecting a little doe soon'
The giraffe says 'Well, I guess the high balls are on me then'

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