Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye, an arm, and his wanker. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a pecker, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.

After about a week, Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how do you like your new parts?"

Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear... arm good...long, strong... but Tarzan not crazy about new wienie... all day long, pick weeds and stuff up Tarzan's ass."

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