Drowsing contentedly after an afternoon of making love in bed, suddenly there's the sound of a the elevator coming up.

Dreamily, the girl whispers, "Oh no, quick, get moving, that'll be my husband."

Quick as a flash, Bill jumps out of bed, rushes to the window to see who's parked in the visitors lot and suddenly stops dead.

"What d'ya mean?" he bellows "I AM your husband!"

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