A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come upon a wishing well. The woman leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a quarter.
Her husband decides he wants to make a wish, also. Unfortunately, he leans over too far, falls down into the well, and drowns.
The woman stands there shaken for a moment, and then exclaims, "HOLY SHIT, IT WORKS!!!"
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