Fire truck

A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red fire truck with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the trick tied to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration.

"Thanks," the little girl says.

The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the truck to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," The fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."

The little girl replied: "You're probably right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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