When the construction worker came home to find his wife in bed with another man, he grabbed the man and dragged him downstairs to his garage where he proceeded to put the mans' pecker in a vice, secure it tightly and remove the handle.

As the husband picked up a hacksaw, the terrified man screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not cutting it off are you?!?"

The husband, grinning, said, "No, you are. I'm gonna set the garage on fire."

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