Oral sex

Desperate to rekindle the sparks in his marriage, a man returns home from work, finds his wife asleep in bed and plans a surprise.

In he jumps, diving under the covers to pleasure his lady with the most energetic oral sex he's ever given! After a few minutes of squirming, slurping and moaning, her body spasms with ecstasy and she enjoys an incredible climax.

Satisfied with his effort, the man goes to brush his teeth in the bathroom. In he goes.... And there before him? His wife shaving her legs.

"What the hell are you doing in here?!!" he screams.

"Shhh" she replies, pointing to the bed, "...you'll wake your Mother!"

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