A woman went to the gynaecologist to get a check up.....Being the 1st time
the Doc had examined her.....he couldn't believe the
size of her pussy..
Not being able to help himself he shouted "Damn you have a huge pussy!!!"
Enraged, the woman left the room and went home. As she sat at home, she wondered
if the doctor were correct. So she got a
large mirror and put it on the floor so that she could look at herself.
As she was standing over the mirror, in a skirt with no underwear on, her husband walked in the door of the house from a long day of work.
Surprised, and somewhat turned on, he said "What ya doing honey?"
She replied "Oh nothing dear, just ice skating.."
He replied "Then watch out for that big hole in the ice!!!"
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