Farmer Jim and his wife Jan are sitting on the couch , after a busy day, watching a little television.
Jim reaches over and squeezes Jan's tit and says, if these could give milk we could get rid of all them cows in the field.
She says, you old fart and slaps his face.
A little bit later Jim reaches over and grabs her crotch and says, if this could lay eggs we could get rid of all them chickens in the yard.
Jan says, you bastard and slaps Jim's face.
A short time later Jan reaches over and grabs Jim's crotch and says, if we could get this thing to work we could get rid of that mule in the barn!
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