One night a couple were sitting on the couch talking when they heard a strange noise outside. They ran out to see what it was. When they got there they were shocked to see that and alien spaceship had landed in their backyard.
The aliens said, "Don't worry we come in peace. We just want to talk."
So the couple and the aliens sit down to talk. After a while they start to get tired so they decide to go to bed.
The alien couple said, "Look we've never had sex with a human and we know you've never had sex with an alien so how about we switch places for the night."
The human couple agreed. The human woman and the male alien began messing around in a bedroom.
When the alien man pulled out his dick the woman complained that it was too small, so he said, "Oh that's no problem look." He hit himself in the forehead and it grew 1 inch.
"Wow that's amazing"
"Yeah" he replied "just keep doing that until it is the size you want it."
Well after awhile she got it where she wanted it and then complained that it was too small around so he said' "Well watch this" and pulled his ears. It got bigger around. "Just keep doing that until it's the size you want it."
After that they started having sex.
The next morning after the aliens left the human couple were talking and the male asks, "So how was it?"
She replied' "It was the best thing that has ever happened to me. What about you?"
"Well I hated it!"
"The bitch kept hitting me and pulling my ears!"
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