A group of Scottish men dressed in traditional kilts, were part of a parade that was temporarily held up because of traffic.
A woman standing on the curb spoke to one of the costumed paraders, saying, "Excuse me for being curious, but I've always wondered what you wore under those short kilts."
The Scots man looked at her for a moment with cocked eyebrow and answered, "I'm a man of few words. Give me your hand."
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