Prostitute

A man walked up to a prostitute and asked how much she charged for a hand job.

"£100," she replied.

"How much!" said the man. "That's a bit rich isn't it?"

"See that Porsche parked over there?" she said. "I own it because I give the best hand jobs in town."

The man thought that this was OK and agreed to the fee. The hand job went on for hours. The guy loved it so much that he asked how much she charged for a blow job.

"£250," she replied.

"How much! That's a bit rich isn't it?"

"See that block of shops behind the Porsche?" said the whore. "I paid for that with cash because I give the best blow jobs in town."

"Son of a bitch," said the patron. "I'll give that a go."

When the pro finished the best blow job the man had ever had, he asked her how much for the full monty.

"See that factory behind the block of shops?" she asked.

"Yeah," he replied.

"Well," she sighed, "That'd be mine if I had a fanny."

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