Ugly man

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man...

"You know I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the films. I, of
course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We did it all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top and sometimes her on top!"

"Fantastic! You sure are one lucky guy." exclaimed the barman. "Was she pretty?"

"Dunno... never found the head!"

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